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A podcast where controversial opinions are debated.

A profile of the celebrated French chef.

On the nepotistic character of a famous percussion manufacturer.

A takedown of Clear, the company for airport line-skipping.

About discount options for worshipping Egyptian deities.

On the safety of visiting a U.S. national park during the coronavirus pandemic.

On a resurgent vegetable.

The history of a paste.

A feature on the lucrative business of running a pro-Trump fan page on Facebook.

A column on the New York Times’ firing of its public editor, Liz Spayd.

An article about the ugly impact the Trump administration will have on Americans’ finances

A headline in desperate search of an article.

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A feature about how U.S. regulators might punish fruit producers engaging in wage theft of their farmworkers

An essay about how Greta Gerwig brings out the best in the movies of Noah Baumbach