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Bast Buy

About discount options for worshipping Egyptian deities. 

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Ranger Danger

On the safety of visiting a U.S. national park during the coronavirus pandemic.

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The Age of Asparagus

On a resurgent vegetable.

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Harissa Explains It All

The history of a paste.

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MAGA Millions

A feature on the lucrative business of running a pro-Trump fan page on Facebook.

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Spayd, Neutered

A column on the New York Times’ firing of its public editor, Liz Spayd.

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Tear Down This Wallet

An article about the ugly impact the Trump administration will have on Americans’ finances

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Exit Through the Grift Shop

A headline in desperate search of an article.

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Strawberry Whine

See below

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Raspberry Berate

A feature about how U.S. regulators might punish fruit producers engaging in wage theft of their farmworkers

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You Greta You Greta You Gret

An essay about how Greta Gerwig brings out the best in the movies of Noah Baumbach

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A Farewell to .RARs

An elegy for the era of rampant music piracy

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Protection Racket

A feature on the reasons why the traditional rubber condom hasn’t been replaced by a less awkward form of contraception

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QWERTY Dancing

Also, “Meet Joe BlackBerry”

A review of the new BlackBerry “Classic” smartphone that doubles as an inquiry into who the hell still uses BlackBerries. 

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Hey, Hey, Why Buy?

Also: “The Downland and the Damage Done,” “Keep on Rocking in the FLAC World,” “Everybody Knows This Is Kludgeware,” “Cortez the Killer App,” “Bust Never Sleeps.”

A very critical review of Neil Young’s new digital music device, the PonoPlayer. We went with “Out of the Blue and Into the Wack.”